A 30th Birthday Invitation

Premise:

Cohn, Gonnet and Sandone LLP present "Drinking a lot at various locations", in co-celebration of Joe and Jonathan successfully wandering into a third decade.

While not Cohn's birthday specifically, his involvement stems from the unassailable truth that one does not simply survive a life of clumsy blasphemy and disorganized theory without having a Jew to help finance and litigate away one's existence. This party is to honor him, as well.

Time:

On Saturday, November 24th (the Saturday that directly follows Thanksgiving) we are going to host a mobile, outdoor bender which starts at 12:00PM and will run until 8:00AM the following Sunday.

Road map:

For this ill-advised venture we have thrown in a clever little wrinkle which we think is a value-add for our prospective guests. Because we understand that not everyone has 20 hours with which to waste in heavy drink and harassment of our fair city, and because we realize not everyone has the bandwidth, stamina or alcoholic disabilities that enables one to booze for such an extended period of time, we've taken the liberty of creating a Google .doc spreadsheet to assist and promote attendance.

This spreadsheet will allow the prospective party-goer to see, as a running itinerary updated in real-time, exactly what bar or festive locale the traveling caravan is at any given hour. Further, the invited guest will be able to track location and activity which we hope empowers the guest to pick and choose- based on either schedule availability or interest- when and where they want to join our existential soiree.

If you have received this and are excited to attend (in some aspect) please message me your email address so that I can follow up in the next day or so with an invite to the read only document.