White Boi Swag

Recently I have found, through my clumsy and rudimentary experimentation, that learned behaviors and human skills have more than one use.

For example, I have found that the skill needed to put a baby to sleep (read: be a good father) is the same skill needed to make a woman orgasm (read: be a good lover) which fundamentally translates to the awareness of bodily rhythm and the ability to sustain it longer than thought possible.

Namely, the ability to keep rhythm, at any pace, when you've come to the realization that you have found the sweet spot and not “geek” yourself into slipping up (the human mind can be a self-defeating instrument) and inadvertently changing your motion and sustained rhythm.

This difficult pattern suggests more than just the brute and brawn needed to rock a baby or pound a vagina, this of course implies all of that, plus another trait, the evolved brain of a modern alpha male:

He that is both the archetypical and fabled Sex God and Lover, but also the newly formed and created Modern Dad.